Satellite of Love
The One About Ponies
Aaron: You don't really strike me as a Rainbow Dash, Steve.
Steven: But she's the best pony
Aaron: That may be. But I'd have figured you for a Twilight Sparkle.
Steven: naw. List goes Rainbow > Fluttershy > Rarity > Applejack > Twilight > Pinkie
Aaron: You're not fabulous enough to be Rarity...
Steven: Bitch please
-My friends, ladies and gentlemen. *Sigh* Sometimes it's just so hard being the man who is apathetic towards candy colored ponies.